Friday, June 24, 2011

A Friday Funny From Otter

(I have a guest poster today)

Reasons why Batman is better than Superman

1.  Bats has had more girlfriends (Silver St. Cloud, Talia Al Ghul, Selina Kyle/Catwoman…)
2.  Bats has better villands (Lex Luthor vs the Joker? Joker wins HANDS DOWN)
3.  Bats doesn’t need powers to kick anybody’s butt.
4.  Gadgets!
5.  Bats has a real secret identity, not some silly glasses and spit-curl
6.  Bats has a secret warehouse full of kryptonite
7.  Better costume
8.  Bats has better sidekicks (we are temporarily ignoring Jason)
9.  Two words: Fallen Heroes!! (ie: Jason)
10. How many times has Bats come back from the dead? Too many to count! Supes? Once.
11. Bats has had more (and better) movies

(As you can tell, she is her mother's daughter!).

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