Monday, April 27, 2009

The First 100 Days

It's been 100 days since the inaguration.

In that 100 days, many things have happened.

War has been declared on the human race. Specifically, on the unborn. But don't worry because stem-cell research is going to save us all! Except that it won't.

War has been declared on small businesses. Which are the backbone of this country. But, apparently, if you make a profit then you must be evil. And you have to share everything with everybody else, because otherwise it's just not fair. Socalism, anybody?

But the real war, the one to keep us safe from terrorists, is being backed away from. And ignored. Because, as we all know, if we don't think about it then it won't happen. After all, that is what seems to be the theme lately. We're not supposed to use terms like recession or any other things that sound scary. (Didn't hitler try something similar?) Well, the world is a scary place at times. But we aren't supposed to admit that. Except that I refuse to be an ostrich.

But we don't have to worry. The government is going to take care of all of us. And when we are all dependent, we are more easily controlled.

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