Yes, we would eat the dog. And Frasier just might be the main course!
Although he'd probably taste like paper. And book binding glue. And ink. And coardboard-ish material that makes book covers.
Because I get to go to the library and explain why I have to pay for a book that Otter checked out.
Somehow, "the coyote ate the book" sounds about as believable as "the dog ate my homework."
Anybody got a cone of shame they don't need?
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